I will steal your knowledge

Short ones.

Firstly, SVC Records, the record label that Simon (him) and I (sometimes) micromanage from our ghastly kitchen, has a brand new release on offer from Seb Roberts, a lovely fringe-y Canadian. The album, Exit Strategy, is available as a CD or download and comes with a free Japanese noiserock album by NO. Something to remember, ducks: if you buy the CD version, Simon or I personally package your purchase, along with other ephemera from our flat, and post it from the postbox that's next door to the horrible people who stole our rubbish bin. And I'll try to get my cat to lick your stamps, but no promises on that one, eh? More information and order details here.

[MP3] Man Whore, Fashion Hag, and Former Neighbour :: Seb Roberts

Secondly, I escaped to Liverpool last weekend for a conference. Invented a new game during which I drink a glass of cheap, free wine every time I get called a socialist as an insult. A week later I'm still suffering headaches from banging my head on the hand drier in the ladies loo.

Lastly, ROAR.