Okay Rob, play guitar now brother

Are you familiar with the big box? Sigh. The big box is that terrifyingly large and black space on provisional job applications. In it, you're meant to justify the 5 minutes you spent twitting around on Guardian Jobs and downloading the application pack by forcefully bullet-pointing why you're perfect for a position that as of 5 minutes ago you didn't even know existed and have since only been introduced to by similar forceful bullet-pointing.

Contemplating the big box is how I've been spending my Saturday mornings. In my head, an angry voice keeps telling me to say goodbye to the special qualities that set me apart. Oh no, wait. That's just the song.

Government Administrator :: Eggs

I do work for the government, you know. For another month. The desperation is building.

Visit - Eggs